Types Of Desi Stalkers

When it comes to stalking , be it a desi or a burger everyone wants to know how pretty does “sheila ki choti behan looks” or did “pappu passed his matric exams this time”.Stalking people on any forum be it facebook,instagram or twitter has become a core part of ones life (shayad iske baghair khana nahi utarta).And some people believe that it is very important to be updated with what everyone around is doing,they try to be a “kabaab main haddi” thats all.

So lets have a look at the types of desi stalkers we have.

1-FAKE ID STALKERS

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The most common ones are the fake IDs.Our desi people try to hide their cuteness under names like “Princess rose”,”Chota Batcha,”Sparkling Eyes” and what not .

2-THARKI STALKERS

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Thes type of stalkers not only stalk you, instead they POKE you on facebook for you to pay heed to their tharki messages which are waiting inside the other folders of your facebook messages.They will tell you about their long lost love who use to look just like you,andhow she was just as beautiful like the girl in your profile picture.

3-CHIPKU STALKERS

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Now you wanna be aware of such stalkers as they are more adhesive then a glue stick ,they will keep sending you friend requests until you finally block them.They can sometimes reach to the point of proposing you through facebook messages.

4-WANNA BE STALKERS

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They will act as if they know all the rules of stalking,but somewhere in between the hunt they would like the other persons post making them aware completed that they were stalking him/her.Usually these are the ones who send friend requests and then immediately cancel them.

5-SECRET STALKERS

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These tend to be the silent killer ones,knowing from when you took your first step to what you were doing in the bathroom yesterding.This category mostly includes our family and friends who try to keep an eye on us no matter where we are.