CHEESIEST PICK-UP LINES-THESE ARE GUARANTEED TO WORK

Cheesy pickup lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard.Using cheesy pick up lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as a opener to get a date.Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if youre completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye.

1)Do you have a band-aid?I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

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2)If I could rearrange the alphabets,I’d put U & I together.

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3)Are you a magician?Because whenever I look at you,everyone else disappears!

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Whisper

4)Im not a photographer,but I can picture you & I together.

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Twitter

5)Do you have a map??Because Im lost in your eyes.

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Twitter

6)I lost my number can I have yours?

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7)Did you fart?Because you just blew me away!

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8)Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

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Something Awful

9)My doctor says  Im lacking vitamin U.

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Viral Floor

10)If you were a burger at Mcdonalds,you’d be named Mc’gorgeous.

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Ask.fm

11)I forgot your name can i call you mine?

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